Spanish single women are still women. So while there are benefits of marrying one, just like any other female from the area you live in, it’s not always wedded bliss.
They have their downsides to be aware of, and it’s vital that you know them before you slip a ring on her finger and say, “I do.”
All marriages Eventually Call For Work And Compromise
It’s something to be taken seriously because it is a legal contract, and just like any other contract, it’s best to know all the terms in their entirety before you sign on the dotted line.
When most people speak of Spanish single women, what they’re really referring to is single Latinas from Central or South America, and the divorce rate is rising down there. All marriages eventually encounter problems.
The First Thing You Need To Know About Marrying a Latina
The days are long gone when a man in Mexico could simply put on his walking boots and bail out of a marriage without any ramifications.
It wasn’t that long ago when this was the case, but just like the courts north of the border, laws, and judges in Mexico have changed. So don’t make the mistake of thinking that marrying a Latina makes you immune from being wiped out in a divorce.
There’s No Longer An Easy Way Out When She Goes Crazy
All income you earn and everything you own will be taken into account. Just like a divorce in the United States or Canada, Mexican judges can and will order you to submit a document declaring your net worth.
If you lie on that document, then just as it is in a divorce north of the Border, you can be held legally accountable for contempt of court or even fraud.
There Is a Solution That More Smart Men Are Using
The good news, however, is that there is a solution, and that is to convince your honey buns to go on a romantic vacation to somewhere like Thailand and get married there.
If there’s a problem with citizenship, you can convince her to marry you in a Buddhist temple. A marriage like that won’t be recognized in the United States, Canada, or Mexico. Nobody will show her sympathy either because they will figure that she’s just too stupid.
Get Ready To Support Her Entire Extended Family
You might think you have a meager income working at the local car wash. But comparatively speaking, from the perspective of her family members living in poverty down South of the Border, you are fabulously wealthy.
With no Social Security, welfare, or government food benefits south of the Border, it’s always been the duty of a girl who married up into wealth to support the rest of her family.
So yes, you will be expected to periodically shovel your hard-earned money down to them, and don’t bother holding your breath waiting for any show of gratitude.
It’s What You Are Supposed To Do Dummy
In their eyes, you are just doing what you’re supposed to do. The more you give them the more they will want, so if you think you’re going to get off cheap, you’re sadly mistaken.
Then when the rest of her extended family discovers that she hit the jackpot they’re going to want to jump on board too, and you’ll be shocked by how many aunts, uncles, and cousins she has.
Try to resist and argue your case and get ready to live with a miserable wife. She won’t let up until she gets her way either, and her dad will want a brand new Ford F-150 truck and nothing less.
Its Work Or Starve Down South Of The Border
With virtually no government assistance available in any way, shape, or form for you’re Latina wife’s relatives, make sure that at least some of them are gainfully employed.
The problem you will run into, though, is that her closer relatives will be loaded with ideas on how to get themselves started in their own business. It takes money to get any business up and going, though, so guess who’s going to pony up the initial investment capital?
That’s right; you are. Not too worried, though, because it will be presented to you as a way to get their financial hooks out of you. It all makes perfect sense.
Get Ready To Start In Shoveling Out Your Hard Earned Money
But then, after you have doled out the cash, you get to find out just how inept her relatives are at running a business. So you can expect requests for cash infusions to go on until you finally put your foot down.
Then you will be the bad guy who’s responsible for their business failing. They were right on the brink of turning things around, and it’s all because of selfish you that their business failed.
They Don’t Need Your Stupid Advise….Just Your Cash
The more you try to explain to them what they were doing wrong, the more they will paint you up as that greedy Gringo asshole.
Then if you go down to check things out, what you’ll discover is that the money was being embezzled by her father.
Latinas Are Family Oriented… But Only Her Family Dummy
Perhaps you have already heard that Latinas make great wives because they are family oriented. That mothers and fathers will be looked after in their golden years. This is true, but it comes with a catch.
That catch is that when a Latina speaks about family considerations, she’s talking about her family exclusively. So if you’re not quite ready to turn your back on your mother and father, that will be a problem.
Have a Verry Merry Christmas While You Go Broke
Christmas will be a time to load up your vehicle with expensive gifts for her family and drive down to Mexico. Send her out to shop for gifts for your parents, and she’s heading straight to the discount dollar store.
They don’t have retirement homes in Mexico either, so when her parents grow old and can’t take care of themselves guess who is going to take care of them? That’s right; you are.
Get Ready To Have Her Aging Parents Move In
It won’t be done from a distance either cause the plan she has in place is for them to move in with you. So there you will be with two senior citizens in failing health, and no, your wife doesn’t want second-rate medical care.
They might be eligible for government assistance through Medicaid but don’t even consider it. Either you go bankrupt trying to keep them alive while they slowly die, or guess what?…. You murdered her parents.
In the end, it all revolves around cultural differences. Traditions that have existed for centuries, long before you arrived on the scene.
There’s a tribe in Indonesia where a family that has done well is expected to spend every cent of the wealth they’ve accumulated on expensive gifts for every person in the village. This while throwing a lavish festival that goes on for days on end.
If they don’t do it, they run the risk of being hacked to death. Then in India, disputes over dowries also commonly lead to murder. So if you find yourself stressing over the situation you’ve gotten yourself into, know that others have it far worse than you.